IWCMacedonia2011: You have ONE LIFE

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

What will you do with yours?

"But I don't know how to do the Macedonia" from an 80 y.o man in the Food Lion line when he heard we were going to Macedonia.

"Close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and turkish toilets."(if you don't know what a turkish toilet is-google it)

"If it's awkward I'll do it!"

"We got the obvious and the other obvious mixed up."

"I walked in with those scissors and you would've thought I was Jesus!"

"If you don't know...ask a friend!"

Person 1:"Would you please explain that we're gonna do the craft after lunch?"

Person 2:"WHAT! We're gonna do crack after lunch?"